20 Fast Facts About Americans
1. They're arrogant
2. They know everything.
3. They are always right.
4. They're rude.
5. Their history is revionist and usaro-centric.
6. The government is set up so as to be two sides of a two-headed coin. No matter how you flip it it always comes up the same.
7. They hate homosexuals.
8. They eat too much fast food.
9. They're lazy.
10. They have bad teeth.
11. They're loud.
12. They're self-righteous.
13. They're warlike.
14. Americans consider Michael Moore to be an intellectual.
15. Americans consider Fox News to be real news.
16. More Americans vote for American Idol than vote in their own elections.
17. Americans will punch you in the face for looking at them the wrong way then claim they were just trying to liberate your teeth from your jaw.
18. Americans force poor countries into free trade agreements then put tarriffs on everything coming into the States.
19. Americans chew like cows.
20. Americans can't spell.
2. They know everything.
3. They are always right.
4. They're rude.
5. Their history is revionist and usaro-centric.
6. The government is set up so as to be two sides of a two-headed coin. No matter how you flip it it always comes up the same.
7. They hate homosexuals.
8. They eat too much fast food.
9. They're lazy.
10. They have bad teeth.
11. They're loud.
12. They're self-righteous.
13. They're warlike.
14. Americans consider Michael Moore to be an intellectual.
15. Americans consider Fox News to be real news.
16. More Americans vote for American Idol than vote in their own elections.
17. Americans will punch you in the face for looking at them the wrong way then claim they were just trying to liberate your teeth from your jaw.
18. Americans force poor countries into free trade agreements then put tarriffs on everything coming into the States.
19. Americans chew like cows.
20. Americans can't spell.
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